Hi I'm Huriana. I like funny things, dogs, and thg.

Sydney Sage is so important.



worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

sciamm:

Is it really that surprising that she ended up with Peeta?

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

  • Baby: F....F...
  • Dad: Father?
  • Baby: Fuck her right in the pussy

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

tylenold:

why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place

I have never seen such beauty in my life

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

vibruhtor:

is doctor who over or did i just cut out the right people from my life