obliteratedheart:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

pizza:

if i have my headphones in there is a 106% chance i’m not listening to you

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, ^{Snape, _{Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE}}

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

oomshi:

hallmoniter:

squirting is so hot

i love a good water gun fight

drunktrophywife:

I don’t share my food or my feelings

cafemusaiin:

im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky