yes hi hello!! sometimes i like to post things thg related, and when i say sometimes i actually mean all the time.

themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 

hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

assiest:

your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

thesassycat:

when you find lost money in used pants

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