yes hi hello!! sometimes i like to post things thg related, and when i say sometimes i actually mean all the time.


weavemuchers:

im all for family reunions as long as im not invited 

cawllin:

north west better have a report card that says “North West has problems following directions”

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Good night guys

I’m going to go watch porn then go to bed

Because I am an adult

And that is what adults do

nosdrinker:

my strange addiction: cumming

okaymad:

presenting yourself in a new school on the first day like

image

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

  • me: mom my post got 100000 notes on tumblr and you have to stop being a homophobe
  • mom: what the fuck are notes you big gay bastard
Anonymous asked: select one.. my lips on your pussy line or your lips on my penis top ?

crystallized-teardrops:

ok ill just select ‘one’

thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain