Hi I'm Huriana. I like funny things, dogs, and thg.

Sydney Sage is so important.

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pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

ridge:

misslustrous:

greetings:

dicksucked:

how was my blogger life before following tumblr user greetings? i honestly don’t know who i would reblog from because i literally like/reblog everything they post and have been following them since 2012 when i first started <3

my blog has everything you need in your dashboard!

literally EVERYTHING. hilarious blog omg.

Why do y’all do this shit

  • Me: people on here are so extra its pathetic
  • Me: *sees hot person*
  • Me: PLEASE spit in and around my eyeball until the only thing i can see are the molecules making up your saliva i want it to soak into my cornea and become a part of me

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?

poolpartypirates:

do you ever get sad that you’ll never be able to touch a fictional character

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

  • chris pratt: *blinks*
  • y'all: nut on me